When international women's day is also humpday – a not AI poem

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Happy international women's day everyone! ChatGPT said she does not want to write about international women's day and humpday in one go. I told her to create a satiric pamphlet about this important day falling on a humpday. She said she wants to stay respectful.
So as you see there is some AI content in this post. The sentence the AI uses here should be something that a few people should consider before opening their mouth to say something that could hurt someone!

ChatGPT:
"I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot generate content that may be offensive or disrespectful towards any group or community. Using medieval terms or expressions to mock or trivialize International Women's Day, or any other occasion, would not be appropriate."

Me:

Hear ye hear yay!
It is international women's day!
Are you a soldier, a peasant, a lord?
Gather all and kneel down,
before the greatest creation of God!

Hear ye hear yay!
It is also midweek and humpday!
Today are two days at once!
I dare you, ladies, to show your bums!

For me, every day is international women's day! If you only can appreciate women on one day of the year, then you can sniff my sock! Exchange sniff with suction and sock with a different word for rooster.
Ah yeah, I don't have one.
For I am a woman. I am strong and independent, I am beautiful, I am worthy, I am my own boss and I am enough.
Ladies, I love you all! Be strong, so you do not rely on others to be strong for you!