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A Hive user is panicking today after his Grade 1 multi million pound race horse went missing. The reason for the missing race horse is a...

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Image by Author The Waiting Game Zubair looked around, just like he suspected. Should I go for this or wait for someone else? Maybe this...

Source The below character is fictional. I swear to god. A hive user spent the weekend in full ponder mode where he thought long and har...

There was jubilation at the temporary Hive headquarters in Kuala Lumpur when it was announced that the Hive Blockchain Edit Profile Page...

Image created using DALL·E The Curious Classroom "So what actually you saw in the street?" he asked him politely, as he knew t...

Source If you’ve ever lived in Lagos, you already know that time isn’t real here — it’s just a polite suggestion. “I’m five minutes away...

Business as usual at Hive HQ'S temporary Hivefest headquarters. "Welcome to breakfast rally driver. How come you are in full kit w...

Somewhere in America: "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa turn the dang TV down. I'm trying to write a reply on a whales post after he downvoted...

The shocking scene Are you serious? Did she actually beat her daughter in the street just because of stress from her husband? Zeba opene...

images collage by author From Computer Guy to Kitchen Spy When someone says you're just a sluggish lad who does nothing at home except b...

https://youtube.com/shorts/LoyzErbAj0Q?si=nGK-QNIq-1NjuL9U Another workout video mixed with an unrelated video to create a funny/interest...

▶️ Watch on 3Speak On one particular sunny afternoon, my wife went out. Just one harmless outing. I thought I’d enjoy the peace, maybe n...

▶️ Watch on 3Speak The Day the Bush Men Came It was a sunny afternoon, the kind that made the soil soft and perfect for farming. Mama Ef...

▶️ Watch on 3Speak Smart Dan and the Boombox Boogie Bang In a small town where the weird was wonderfully normal, lived a man known only...

https://youtube.com/shorts/rrbSsSF7MG0?si=AhFZUOVC9teTlSGC There's a big trend with bodybuilding and fitness content that is no longer ev...

▶️ Watch on 3Speak BABY FATHER One day I am thinking about my useless son, his mate are wealthy busy buying cars, building house ,infact...

▶️ Watch on 3Speak Smart Dan Dances with Children – Spreading and Joy! In a world where laughter can heal and dance can connect hearts,...

▶️ Watch on 3Speak One sunny afternoon, I found myself walking alone along a bush path, deep in thought. The area was quiet, with only t...

Please read Part I before Part II as this epic fable is even better than any Dune or Starwars. Link is here. Scriptwriters please contac...

6 YEAR AGO "Listen to me child, I don't have long, come closer to me. Listen carefully. If you have nothing to post about on Hive ...

Source It's been 1 year now since @condescension implemented his Hive upvote checklist and it has also been one year since he has actual...

Johnny is busy this week as the weather is good so Hive users are posting their Actifit posts like there is no tomorrow. His excel sheet...

There was a debate amongst the Hive higher up this week around Pat Fitzpatrick aka @patpat ,and how since the birth of AI Pat has sudden...

▶️ Watch on 3Speak Hello everyone, welcome to #hiveopenmic 278 and on the mic is Nehemiah Esla. I reflect over the theme of the week an...

Lazu’s Introduction and Laziness So, you need to shake hands with me, but sorry, I can't because shaking requires a lot of effort, and I...

[Source of Photo: Funny Photo From The Late Show With Stephen Colbert] It seems everybody saw this feud between Trump and Elon coming. L...

This is a very bullish headline, dang! Trump Media about to purchase $2.5 Billion worth of Bitcoin. This sounds really bullish, but I th...

The law originates from English Law (Common Law and Equity) which is widely practiced by most countries that had English colonizers like...

This is a strange and funny practice that I have come to find out especially because I've been a good looking guy all my life 🌚🌚. This i...